Darcy Tucker's facial expression in this picture is the exact expression every girl has the first time she tries anal sex. It burrrrrns!
As first reported by sportsnet.ca, Darcy Tucker is out indefinitely with damaged ligaments in his right knee. Sportsnet ran with a "Leafs dealt major blow" headline, but considering Tucker's average play thusfar, I'm not sure how major this blow is.
There's a fellatio joke in there somewhere, but I'm not witty enough to find it.
No timeline has been set for Tucker's return. Considering the Leafs' bad luck with injuries lately, I have a feeling that Mark Bell will be in the lineup well before Darcy Tucker returns.
Warning: I see a few similarities between how the Tucker injury is being handled and the Wellwood injury of a few weeks ago. The Leafs tried to downplay Wellwood's injury and were ambiguous with a timeline for return...and we all know how that turned out. Wellwood still hasn't played a game this year. Considering that, Darcy should be back playing about a week after the Earth crashes into the sun.
As first reported by sportsnet.ca, Darcy Tucker is out indefinitely with damaged ligaments in his right knee. Sportsnet ran with a "Leafs dealt major blow" headline, but considering Tucker's average play thusfar, I'm not sure how major this blow is.
There's a fellatio joke in there somewhere, but I'm not witty enough to find it.
No timeline has been set for Tucker's return. Considering the Leafs' bad luck with injuries lately, I have a feeling that Mark Bell will be in the lineup well before Darcy Tucker returns.
Warning: I see a few similarities between how the Tucker injury is being handled and the Wellwood injury of a few weeks ago. The Leafs tried to downplay Wellwood's injury and were ambiguous with a timeline for return...and we all know how that turned out. Wellwood still hasn't played a game this year. Considering that, Darcy should be back playing about a week after the Earth crashes into the sun.
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